Disaster looms as Trump under impression Theresa May is Russian call girl — The Evening Haröld

Come and keep your comrade warm Diplomats were left crossing their fingers today after it emerged that Donald Trump is under the impression that Theresa May is actually a high-class Russian call girl on a visit to cement relations with Moscow. “We think it’s the coat,” explained the British ambassador in Washington. “We said ‘no…

via Disaster looms as Trump under impression Theresa May is Russian call girl — The Evening Haröld

Who is Teresa May the porn star?

Teresa May was born on December 15, 1966, in Surrey in the UK.

Her real name is Teresa Betteridge but she had switched surnames long before her namesake became Prime Minister.

She is 5ft 3inches tall and has starred in porn films such as “Nude and Naughty” (1998), Petticoat Passion Volume 1 (2001), and Lesbian Student Nurses (2000).

May has also enjoyed a career as a glamour model.

In January 2017 the porn star told the press “business has been booming” since Theresa became Prime Minister.

Teresa May is a fan of the colour blue just like her Tory leader namesake
Smack my bitch up – Teresa May
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